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There's not really all that much about me that you need to know. Here's some stuff about me, just so you don't feel like you clicked here in vain:

Theme song: I Don't Know Anything, Mad Season
Favorite Water Displacement Formula: WD-40
Fav. Band: Alice in Chains
Favorite Actor: Leslie Nielsen

Words to live by:

• "Donuts . . . Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson
• "You can sit and stare, you can feel sorry for yourself, or you can do the obvious!" - Mr. G
• "When in doubt, I whip it out" - Ted Nugent, Free For All
• "I got two words for you . . . SUCK IT!" - Degeneration X
• "Know your role, and shut your mouth." - The Rock
• "When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" - Winston, Ghostbusters.
• "The greatest accomplishment of the Devil in our time is to convince us that he does not exist." - G.K. Chesterton
• "Are you the Aboriginal Mastermind?" - Lea Littlewolfe
• "If it works and it's stupid, then it is not stupid." - David Wood, SMB Howto
• "In a 32 bit world, you're a 2 bit user; you got your own newsgroup - alt.total-loser!" 'Weird Al' Yankovic
• "You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, or sticking your face in a fan." - Sgt. Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad.
• "if I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants." - Isaac Newton

• Inflammatory bowel diseases . . . of mice and men
• Calculus Extra Credit in French