Kitty
Madison Howard
(ask my parents for the address, I don't know where it is!)
Objective
I am looking for a position where I can work out of my home, preferably
looking adorable while sleeping in the sunny spot on the carpet.
Experience
Housecat, 2001 - Present.
My duties as housecat include looking cute, sleeping, eating, grooming,
and waking my parents up ten minutes before the alarm goes off in the
morning.
Education
Learning comes naturally to me. For example, I figured out right away
what my litter box was for, and I have never had an accident. When my
food dish is full, I only eat as much as I need, I don't eat everything
in the dish.
Other Qualifications
Leadership skills - I have a take-charge attitude; I decide what I will
and will not do, and I delegate all those duties to others. For
instance, I make sure my parents know it is their job to empty my
litterbox regularly.
Communications skills - I am very good at expressing my concerns about
issues. If I don't want to be held, I will tell you. When I need more
food, I tell my parents and lead them to my food dish.
Outside Interests
I don't go outside that often, but I like to look out my window and
watch the birds and smell everything on the breeze.
References available upon request.
Last updated: March 22, 2003.